WAY-BACK MACHINE IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
- Justin: COME ON
- No way
- me: This is so good holy SHIT
- Justin: There is a lab somewhere that invents new nostalgia and slyly injects it into the cultural mainstream
- me: Right???
- Justin: We actually ran out of nostalgia in 2003 and the government launched a secret underground project to produce more
- Justin: Now I can get back to watching a vimeo of Andy Butler shaving in 2010
- A thing I was actually doing