COURT
- James: i
- so, well, i uh
- could you like carry a basketball
- Justin: Yeah, man. Just toss your spalding in that weird bondage sling and head on down to the courts. Saunter up to the nearest pickup game like "Hi all. We got next."
- James: clutching it in your mouth
- slurring that line out through clenched teeth
- Justin: Lemme just get my b-ball out of its fruity harness. Do you all have a rack where we hang our fruity b-ball harnesses? It cost 700 bucks so I don't want it to get all yucky on the ground. PS I can dunk.
- James: oh don't put your volleyball in there, jesus christ, ugh
- "Zac's Pick"
- "hi i'm zac, i picked this"
- "i made it for you actually"
- "it's just for you"
- "it's $640 but only you can buy it"
- "put it in your teeth. don't worry it's clean"
- Justin: My b-ball crew:http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2012/01/willhelm.png
- We playing for money or what
- James: "shirts and skins? i call skins"
- "i'm not playing unless i get to be skins"
- "hey before we jump ball come over here and feel this"
- "this is the smoothest of matte saddle leathers"
