TODAY I AM CHANGING THE SUBJECT TO CLEATUS THE FOX SPORTS ROBOT
- Emma: Santorum?? Santorum. SANTORUM! Girl, please.
- Betty: "I don't want to make black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money."
- Emma: THIS IS A COUNTRY FULL OF FUCKING CLOWNS. I AM GENUINELY EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN TODAY.
- Betty: The upside is that the caucus doesn't mean much but also demonstrates that the Republicans are completely failing to get their shit together, which is hilarious.
- me: Getting mad about Iowa is like getting mad about sports
- Emma: Totally hilarious. But seriously? Seriously, middle America??? SERIOUSLY????
- me: at least there's not a this yet [link to Cleatus the FOX Sports robot Wikipedia page]
- me: "In these commercials he commonly gets attacked by a CGI character from whatever the advertisement is about. "
- Betty: You guys realize that we need to get the jump on designing a CGI mascot for the 2012 election now, right?
- Emma: Can his name be something that indicates barely-disguised racism?
- Emma: I want to offend all the libruls.
- me: Macaca the GOP Primary Robot
- me: Macaca will be attacked by prayer in school, the Protestant work ethic, and an ear of corn.
- Betty: But! He'll also appear at the DNC, wearing a tie-dyed hemp t-shirt and hauling a giant sack with a dollar bill on the side, from which he will periodically pull money to throw at the crowd, encouraging them to spend it on locally-sourced, seasonal produce.
