HIT IT HERE
Justin: I went to a Greensboro Grasshoppers game (they are to the Miami Marlins as the Mudhens are to the Detroit Tigers) and there is a sign in their outfield that says "Hit It Here To Win Free Jeans!" with the Wrangler logo next to it.
Made me think of you
me: Oh my god
Justin: No, just because I thought you'd laugh at the idea of hitting it here to win free jeans. Especially Wranglers.
I wasn't clear on whether the ball player who hit it there gets the free jeans or if everyone in attendance did
me: At first I was like, hit it here? Like, in the butt? A woman butt?
me: Haa a struggling minor-league player just batting for jeans
Justin: Wears the jeans he won throughout the remainder of the game. One guy wearing jeans.
Justin: After the game: "Well I was just really stoked to win the jeans. Especially because my family was here tonight. Hi mem mem, pee paw. I got the jeans!"