0 notes January 26, 2012 COURT James:i so, well, i uh could you like carry a basketball Justin:Yeah, man. Just toss your spalding in that weird bondage sling and head on down to the courts. Saunter up to the nearest pickup game like "Hi all. We got next." James:clutching it in your mouth slurring that line out through clenched teeth Justin:Lemme just get my b-ball out of its fruity harness. Do you all have a rack where we hang our fruity b-ball harnesses? It cost 700 bucks so I don't want it to get all yucky on the ground. PS I can dunk. James:oh don't put your volleyball in there, jesus christ, ugh "Zac's Pick" "hi i'm zac, i picked this" "i made it for you actually" "it's just for you" "it's $640 but only you can buy it" "put it in your teeth. don't worry it's clean" Justin:My b-ball crew:http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2012/01/willhelm.png We playing for money or what James:"shirts and skins? i call skins" "i'm not playing unless i get to be skins" "hey before we jump ball come over here and feel this" "this is the smoothest of matte saddle leathers" Filed under basketball sports leather teeth carry solutions