3 notes January 4, 2012 TODAY I AM CHANGING THE SUBJECT TO CLEATUS THE FOX SPORTS ROBOT Emma:Santorum?? Santorum. SANTORUM! Girl, please. Betty:"I don't want to make black people’s lives better by giving them somebody else’s money." Emma:THIS IS A COUNTRY FULL OF FUCKING CLOWNS. I AM GENUINELY EMBARRASSED TO BE AN AMERICAN TODAY. Betty:The upside is that the caucus doesn't mean much but also demonstrates that the Republicans are completely failing to get their shit together, which is hilarious. me:Getting mad about Iowa is like getting mad about sports Emma:Totally hilarious. But seriously? Seriously, middle America??? SERIOUSLY???? me:at least there's not a this yet [link to Cleatus the FOX Sports robot Wikipedia page] me:"In these commercials he commonly gets attacked by a CGI character from whatever the advertisement is about. " Betty:You guys realize that we need to get the jump on designing a CGI mascot for the 2012 election now, right? Emma:Can his name be something that indicates barely-disguised racism? Emma:I want to offend all the libruls. me:Macaca the GOP Primary Robot me:Macaca will be attacked by prayer in school, the Protestant work ethic, and an ear of corn. Betty:But! He'll also appear at the DNC, wearing a tie-dyed hemp t-shirt and hauling a giant sack with a dollar bill on the side, from which he will periodically pull money to throw at the crowd, encouraging them to spend it on locally-sourced, seasonal produce. Filed under cleatus cleatus the fox sports robot fox sports football iowa iowa caucus iacaucus gop primary gop republicans santorum election 2012
