September 2011
“I am somehow both Walter and Perry in one soul.”
– j.d.
1 tag
FINAL FANTASY FOOTBALL
jd: San Lummox Rubes
me: The Asexual Bumpkins
pr: Oxnard Fuckwits
pr: Port Costa Irridentists
pr: The Brentwood Bisques
me: Jacobo Lumineers
bw: Willoughby Bullroar
lj: Frall Smalsties
...
jd: They're fantasy teams, not tweets. Haha
jd: Of course they're lame
August 2011
“He built orgone energy accumulators that his patients sat inside to harness the...”
“Sounded like the music used to. AM radio in a dryer on spin cycle from a block...”
– jd, re: an ariel pink show way back when
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“Talking about the moral implications of stealing Big Bad Pete’s Great Duck...”
– bw
“CONVERSATION BEHIND ME
“I FIND THAT IN THE LAST YEAR
I’VE BEEN...”
– pr
THINGS CHANGE
pr: ugh, this place use to be a hallmark, and now it's a michael's
pr: what is happening to this neighborhood
pr: ugh, this place used to be a Tony Roma's and now it's a Rax
me: This place used to be an Olive Garden and now it's a Buca di Beppo
pr: ugh, this place used to have a panko-crusted chilean seabass and now they only have a pan-seared blue fish with kalamata tapenade
“SpongeBob SquarePants leeft op de zeebodem in een grote ananas.
Hij werkt in de...”
– ein kleine nachtmovie
9 tags
(THERE IT IS)
jd: whoops back
me: whooooops there it is
me: * takes a bow *
jd: * a parade in your honor materializes *
7 tags
“I was thinking of becoming an alcoholic. Because one of the things I’ve always...”
– Jack Shafer
1 tag
QUAKE HUNTER
bw: I just spent like 20 minutes looking for the coolest earthquake footage on YouTube
bw: I want to see the ground itself moving
bw: Not some Chinese folks dutifully getting under their desks
1 tag
“Brian De Palma, master of the macabre, invites you to a showing of the latest...”
3 tags
Listen
“oh man i just looked at this chat window, and realized that the only correct...”
– zk
5 tags
1 tag
“So what happens after the juggalos are gathered? Are they counted and tagged...”
– bw
superseventies:
Lou Reed — I Love You - 1972
“I want a very gentle, quiet little sky. And so that’s what we shall have....”
– Bob Ross, 1993
CIS-ING YOU UP
cs: Like, "fuck this hetero-normative expectation, the world is different now, bitches."
cs: And coming from not a gay, black Jew.
