I am somehow both Walter and Perry in one soul.– j.d.
FINAL FANTASY FOOTBALL
jd: San Lummox Rubes
me: The Asexual Bumpkins
pr: Oxnard Fuckwits
pr: Port Costa Irridentists
pr: The Brentwood Bisques
me: Jacobo Lumineers
bw: Willoughby Bullroar
lj: Frall Smalsties
jd: They're fantasy teams, not tweets. Haha
jd: Of course they're lame
He built orgone energy accumulators that his patients sat inside to harness the...
Sounded like the music used to. AM radio in a dryer on spin cycle from a block...– jd, re: an ariel pink show way back when
Talking about the moral implications of stealing Big Bad Pete’s Great Duck...– bw
CONVERSATION BEHIND ME “I FIND THAT IN THE LAST YEAR I’VE BEEN...– pr
pr: ugh, this place use to be a hallmark, and now it's a michael's
pr: what is happening to this neighborhood
pr: ugh, this place used to be a Tony Roma's and now it's a Rax
me: This place used to be an Olive Garden and now it's a Buca di Beppo
pr: ugh, this place used to have a panko-crusted chilean seabass and now they only have a pan-seared blue fish with kalamata tapenade
SpongeBob SquarePants leeft op de zeebodem in een grote ananas. Hij werkt in de...– ein kleine nachtmovie
(THERE IT IS)
jd: whoops back
me: whooooops there it is
me: * takes a bow *
jd: * a parade in your honor materializes *
I was thinking of becoming an alcoholic. Because one of the things I’ve always...– Jack Shafer
bw: I just spent like 20 minutes looking for the coolest earthquake footage on YouTube
bw: I want to see the ground itself moving
bw: Not some Chinese folks dutifully getting under their desks
Brian De Palma, master of the macabre, invites you to a showing of the latest...
oh man i just looked at this chat window, and realized that the only correct...– zk
So what happens after the juggalos are gathered? Are they counted and tagged...– bw
superseventies: Lou Reed — I Love You - 1972
I want a very gentle, quiet little sky. And so that’s what we shall have....– Bob Ross, 1993
CIS-ING YOU UP
cs: Like, "fuck this hetero-normative expectation, the world is different now, bitches."
cs: And coming from not a gay, black Jew.