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"He put the nose on himself every day. Only when scenes were cut together did we find out what we had let ourselves in for. Some shots had the nose tilting upwards; others had it tilting downwards. Occasionally it went sideways and in one shot it was suddenly big and hooked. In the meantime, on set, Orson was still finding ways to play up. He decided that having applied the false nose he would now stuff his cheeks with cotton wool. As a result he was unable to talk properly and produced the most extraordinary sound." → moviemorlocks.com

Jun 17, 2011

Jun 17, 2011249 notes

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ...

zk: how do you feel when you hear about ohio still being pissed off at lebron
zk: do you feel a personal connection to the state
me: uhh
me: I guess like, it's kinda sad
me: But how Ohio kind of is
me: Wright Brothers are OURS! etc
zk: yeah i guess when you don't have much
zk: it hurts bad
me: and like growing up hearing, "second most presidents!"
me: but most of them from the gilded age
me: like warren g harding is ours i think?
me: taft
zk: he is a good one!
zk: you got taft?
zk: that's like
zk: two presidents right htere
me: taft taft / makes a good raft

Jun 14, 2011

Jun 10, 201148 notes

YEAH, WE HAVE FUN

me: Whenever I think I'm preggers, instead of just taking a test I just like think back and get worried that like ugh, would the due date be in summer? I have PLANS for the summer!
lj: "ugh gross, that baby better cook for a few days longer. I have shit to do!"
me: Like, god, I'll have to go shopping for ugly pants
lj: can I just schedule a c-section now? I don't want my vagina to rip. ok thanks
me: HAHAHA
me: I loove youuuu
lj: hahahaa
lj: well get in line honey. I'll pop my pill and we'll be good to go
me: * creaky door opens * * OPEN sign flips on *

Jun 8, 2011

SOLID!

mom: they were talking about weiner gate----who cares
me: yeah, what a goofy story
mom: he's such a dick
mom: lol
mom: that was a pun
mom: get it...weiner - dick.....ha ha ha ha ha ha

“I really love this song!!! We always play this every evening when we clean our McDonald’s restaurant after closure :D” —YOUTUBE COMMENTERS AGREE!

Jun 3, 2011

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Jun 3, 2011

“I have come to think,” he says, “that the two most crucial ingredients in the mysterious mix that makes a good writer may be (1) having read enough throughout a lifetime to have internalized the rhythms of the written word, and (2) refining the ability to mimic those rhythms.” This makes sense. If you read a lot of sentences, then you start to think in sentences, and if you think in sentences, then you can write sentences, because you know what a sentence sounds like.” —This is full of interesting thoughts.

Jun 3, 2011