THIS THING IS NOT LIKE THAT THING
1. Soft-serve ice cream trucks, everywhere. 2. Street food seems overwhelmingly falafel (rather than burritos). 3. Every liquor store is also a deli. 4. Actually, every store is also a deli. 5. Jaywalking has a strategy. 6. Bars with patios are common; sidewalk seating less so. 7. Ads on public transit seem up-to-date. 8. Babies: everywhere! 9. No blind-people bleep-bloop noise at the...
me: i may regret this buuuuuuuuuuuuuut
me: FUCK THE OSCARS
j: OH NO SHE DINNIT
j: Well, they gave one to Sandra Bullock
me: haha, just gave it
me: "Here, take this, I have a million of 'em"
j: Instead of Oscars, they should ice people at the Oscars next year
me: OLD BUT I LAUGHED ANYWAY
j: THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY I'M NOT BEING TIMELY I'M NOT ANDY ROONEY HERE
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-20) →
Freddie Hubbard (2) Sonny Rollins (2) Ornette Coleman (2) John Coltrane Quartet (2) Miles Davis (2) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
me: Favorite kind of beer? We're stocking up.
mom: 6 beers 12 oz frozen can of lemonade 12 oz vodka mix and enjoy!
me: So, Coors Light then? haha
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Stonewall Jackson (1) Blahzay Blahzay (1) Son House (1) Prince (1) The Velvet Underground (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
me: wipe that grin off
me: take that hat off
Mr. Diamond, who played Screech on the television show “Saved By the Bell,” was...– Advertising - Drinking Game Poses Query, Who’s ‘Icing’ Whom? - NYTimes.com (via themorningnews) OH COME ON NOW.
With the ability to project the president into any situation, all they need are...– Turkmen Dictators Are Terrible at Photoshop - Atlantic Wire (via themorningnews)
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Arthur “Big Boy” Crudup (2) Robert Johnson (2) Patsy Cline (1) Brownie McGhee (1) Kool G Rap (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
i like motorcycles, they are fast and dangerous. national average is around 6...– My little brother got his motorcycle temporary permit. Someone said, “Do you know how expensive funerals are?!” and this was his reply.
Richard Dunn died this morning.
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The Blow (2) Das EFX (2) Merle Travis (1) Islands (1) Hank Locklin (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz