June 2010
THIS THING IS NOT LIKE THAT THING
1. Soft-serve ice cream trucks, everywhere.
2. Street food seems overwhelmingly falafel (rather than burritos).
3. Every liquor store is also a deli.
4. Actually, every store is also a deli.
5. Jaywalking has a strategy.
6. Bars with patios are common; sidewalk seating less so.
7. Ads on public transit seem up-to-date.
8. Babies: everywhere!
9. No blind-people bleep-bloop noise at the...
BROSCARS
me: i may regret this buuuuuuuuuuuuuut
me: FUCK THE OSCARS
j: OH NO SHE DINNIT
j: Well, they gave one to Sandra Bullock
me: haha, just gave it
me: "Here, take this, I have a million of 'em"
j: Instead of Oscars, they should ice people at the Oscars next year
me: LOL
me: OLD BUT I LAUGHED ANYWAY
j: THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY I'M NOT BEING TIMELY I'M NOT ANDY ROONEY HERE
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-20) →
Freddie Hubbard (2)
Sonny Rollins (2)
Ornette Coleman (2)
John Coltrane Quartet (2)
Miles Davis (2)
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FAMILY VISITS
me: Favorite kind of beer? We're stocking up.
mom: 6 beers 12 oz frozen can of lemonade 12 oz vodka mix and enjoy!
me: So, Coors Light then? haha
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-13) →
Stonewall Jackson (1)
Blahzay Blahzay (1)
Son House (1)
Prince (1)
The Velvet Underground (1)
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MY GENERATION
j: :)
me: wipe that grin off
j: d;-f
me: take that hat off
j: No!
“Mr. Diamond, who played Screech on the television show “Saved By the Bell,” was...”
– Advertising - Drinking Game Poses Query, Who’s ‘Icing’ Whom? - NYTimes.com (via themorningnews)
OH COME ON NOW.
“With the ability to project the president into any situation, all they need are...”
– Turkmen Dictators Are Terrible at Photoshop - Atlantic Wire (via themorningnews)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-6-6) →
Arthur “Big Boy” Crudup (2)
Robert Johnson (2)
Patsy Cline (1)
Brownie McGhee (1)
Kool G Rap (1)
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“i like motorcycles, they are fast and dangerous. national average is around 6...”
– My little brother got his motorcycle temporary permit. Someone said, “Do you know how expensive funerals are?!” and this was his reply.
WatchRichard Dunn died this morning.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-5-30) →
The Blow (2)
Das EFX (2)
Merle Travis (1)
Islands (1)
Hank Locklin (1)
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