October 2010
And the least-expected use of #fearthebeard... →
“I can’t wait to vote for Meg [Whitman] on the off chance that Philip...”
– jk (a friend’s initials!)
ZOOEY DESCHANEL, WITH A HUGE BIG FLOWER IN HER...
lj: She's a Real Doll!
lj: and the worst one!
bw: She's as real as Tom Hanks in Polar Express.
jw: Haha. Her whole life was motion captured courtesy Bob Zemeckis
bg: She was willed into existence by the combined loneliness of a million sad Nice Guys
Screw you, Gizmodo. →
SERIOUS BANDZ PITCH MEETING
- shaped like the foot you lost to diabetes
- Shaped like not being smart enough.
- shaped like Karen telling me “I haven’t had a bladder spasm but today I feel one coming on” right before she left for the day.
- Shaped like an ice cream-less cone.
- shaped like realizing you can’t afford a christmas present for your child, even though they’ve been really good all...
d:-(>
lj: This guy is creepin me out. 1. Truck driver 2. Looks like a skeevy truck driver 3. tinted glasses 4. Last name is Raper 5. lives in Killbuck, OH
bw: Whoa, that's really amazing.
lj: I bet it's amazing...from 500 miles away
lj: d:-(> this is what he looks like! Trucker hat! Pointy beard! Make a poster if I go missing!
all the cool kids: I spoke to Edith Zimmerman... →
getthatlook:
allthecoolkids:
I spoke to Edith Zimmerman about The Hairpin last night, in what will assuredly go down as the most important interview type thing ever to go on the internet. Among the things that you will learn:
How will you balance the manliness of the other sites?
We’ll balance the manliness by … I don’t know! We’ll just tie a ribbon around the corners of our computers and...
“I’m ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the...”
– Bill Paxton, everybody!
IF I'M GOING TO GET FIRED, IT'S FOR GOOGLING...
me: Did you see the dehydrated food thing?
me: Food for 4 for a year for $3,499.99
bw: Ass isgustings
me: Inclueds "Canned white winter meat"
bw: 8-{
me: num num nunm
bw: 8-{} That's you reluctantly opening your mouth to shovel in the canned winter white meat.
me: Grossss
bw: Then you drink the leavings still in the can.
me: OH GOD
me: is there a smiley for that
bw: X_X
“she always threatens to smash in the left side of my brain with a phillips...”
– Maury, via Lisa
“The other day this guy came in to the hotel with these really pretty flowers and...”
“Costco is selling “Thrive,” a one year supply of dehydrated and...”
– Jesus.
“Bart gets 144 Jeeps
-find old ads in Argosy or True
“WW2 Surplus Jeeps as Low...”
– Unused Simpsons plot ideas
