Can’t chase graphics unless they say ‘fuck.’ Though if...– coworker
Obama's DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS: Murder, Drugs, Gay... →
Eureka! (A Sweet Intra-office E-mail)
In 1848, a transplanted New Jerseyan named James W. Marshall blabbed about his discovery of gold in a remote outpost called California. The rest is history. In 2008 (today, to be precise), a transplanted New Jerseyan named D—— D. C—— blabbed about his discovery of chocolate in a remote outpost called the Review/Argus pod. The rest is … going to be gone right quick, I...
I would have done it if his poncho weren’t torn.– re: the man trying to trade us LSD for a Fiery Furnaces ticket outside GAMH
HOT MUXTAPE OF THE WEEK: →
Listen to this at work if your employer lets you use Flash. This tape is solid throughout and props forever for the Soko closer. (And if you don’t have time for all of it, just skip to that and it will be your new favorite song)
I'm a Slider
mom: hey when you walk under streetlights at night...do they sometimes go out????
me: um.. not really
mom: it does it me al the time
mom: i was telling dad about it and we went for a walk and two lights went out as i went unde them
so i googled it.
I am a Slider!
mom: weird. I'm scared.
me: aww, why
mom: because it also says that "sliders" have a tough time with ATM cards because they mix the strip on the back.....it happens to me all the times
so if I'm out walking....not only do I have to walk in the dark...I also can't get money out of the ATM machine. I would be soooo screwed.
me: use your sliders power!
mom: it doesn't do anything but destroy....I feel like Rogue from the Xmen
I'm Famous!!!! →
dad: Steven and I are training together. He is amazingly strong as a distance runner for someone who has never rally trained for it.
me: well he is young and his muscles and joints can take the beating right?
dad: Plus avoiding cigarettes and pipe smoking all those years is a plus for him as well
me: pipe smoking??
dad: I thought you big City intellectuals were all pipe smokers. Trying to speak your lingo
me: haha, that is just silly
"Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin
What’s playing now at the Safeway on my way home from work last night where I went to get some dinner food after working 12 of the last 14 days and almost being hit by TWO slow-moving cars with inattentive drivers despite my having the right of way in the endless curvy little dangerous roads in the suburbs in Walnut Creek and where, due most likely to that stress, I left with only Velveeta...
Remember this? You probably don’t. My high school boyfriend made it yearrsss ago.
bw: The guy walking around outside my window bought testicles for his truck.
is he affixing them now?
bw: No, they've been affixed since I moved in.
They hang from the hitch.
me: Oh, well. Of course.
I know that much about truck nutz
me: so when are you getting truck nuts?
bw: After I get a truck.
I suppose I could just affix my truck nuts to my real nuts.
This one's for you, Jeremiah. →
Found at Kinko's →
my friend carlos puts his workaday to good use.