“You have an owl upstairs.”
—ghostly voice on train station PA system
April 2008
March 2008
He's a 13 1/2!
Obama rolled a 37 in Altoona, Pa., last night. Here are some highlights from the AP account of the game:
• “On his first warm-up ball, Casey rolled a gutter ball. Obama’s first ball flew well off his hand but also ended up in the gutter. On his second try, he knocked down four pins.”
• “‘My economic plan is better than my bowling,’ Obama told fellow bowlers. ‘It has to be,’ a man called out.”
• “About five lanes over, a young man in a T-shirt that said ‘Beer Hunter’ fell on his backside while bowling and still recorded a strike.”
Mixtaupe →
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muxtape for Justin, and not for you, so sorry, listen anyway
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- me: i do not live in a trailer
- B: oh
- B: i guess i just assumed
Radiolab: War of the Worlds →
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You should add this podcast. It’s kind of amazing.
“It is unclear whether rollatini is an actual Italian word.”
—Wikipedia article on a former Olive Garden special
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“Dead drummer among performers at Earth Day events”
—press release headline
“Last week, for the first time in twelve years or so, I misspoke.”
—Hillary Clinton’s great hyperbole
“9. Sex Strengthens Pelvic Floor Muscles 10. Sex Helps You Sleep Better”
—2 terrible reasons to have sex tonight, from CBS News
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Have you seen my glasses?
Now that the weather’s nice I want to wear them. But I can’t find them!
“… and he used fucking Snell!”
—a rant on work problems
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“Second, no people anywhere has done more to lift up blacks than white Americans.”
—Did you know hateful old man Pat Buchanan has a blog?
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“HELLO I FOUND A WHITE FEMALE AMERICAN ESKIMO IN SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO ON THURSDAY FEBRUARY 28TH. I STILL HAVE HER.”
—this was more hilarious when i didn’t know an eskimo is a type of dog
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“Lieberman once again intervened when McCain made an incorrect reference about the Jewish holiday Purim — by calling the holiday “their version of Halloween here.”
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“Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word “Frisco,” which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor, and shall pay into the Imperial Treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars.”
—Emperor Norton
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