February 2008
z: aww
z: gum in my hair
m: oh no really!
m: what kind of gum?
z: trident
m: what FLAVOR
z: spearmint
m: ewwww
m: i don't like minty stuff
“I won’t be mad at you if you’re pregnant.”
– My boyfriend
Local vandals rededicate Coit Tower stairs to late... →
“Earlier this week, she was photographed holding her pet dog and crying.”
– The coda of an AP article on Britney Spears’ descent into madness.
January 2008
An Extensive History Of Terrible CNN.com Headlines →
z: yeah we are not majoring in internet are we?
m: no
m: i wish
z: fuck
Clues to Black Plague’s Fury in 650-Year-Old... →
We support the conscious use of technology in... →
“I HAVE PURCHASE OTHER SWISS ARMY KNIVES THIS IS THE BEST, BECAUSE OF THE EXTRA...”
– Amazon.com review of a Swiss Army knife
“U.S. woman abducted in Afghanistan. A Taliban snatch?”
– Headline on Yahoo News
z: "you can tell we're getting to the end of this story since we're talking about excretion"
m: you take the best classes
z: i do indeed
z: yesterday i took apart crickets
z: it was a little gross, but then i got the giggles
“I’m 46 and have never really had a father figure in my past. Life can be tough...”
– Bay Area Craigslist, strictly platonic m4m section
For Every Action ... There Is A Purpose →
z: i forgot you were catholic
m: i am not catholic
z: oh
z: I FORGOT YOU WERE CATHOLIC
m: I AM CATHOLIC.
“… but slaves are so convenient.”
– Coworker, under her breath
“Floods and heavier rain will be a more frequent occurance if Hillary wins the...”
– SFGate commenter
m: Author: S----, J---- Subject: test ?
That is always a possibility on my exams (I might ask you to draw something).
m: oh my god
m: i hope it is a picture of us getting married
m: he is so cute
z: hahahahahaahhaha
m: Author: S----, J---- Subject: Metamorphic facies
Think of metamorphic facies as the groups of minerals that you find in a metamorphic rock. Based on these characteristic groups, you might be able to interpret at what temperature and pressure the rock formed.
m: i am swooning
z: what a tease!
A Comprehensive List of Reasons the Hulk Got Angry →
NASA photo shows Bigfoot on Mars →
WatchWladyslaw Starewicz - The Cameraman’s Revenge. 1912, 13 minutes.
Who Needs the Peace Corps? - Mothers of Invention....
jd: I certainly didn't see that shit
jd: I hate most things without seeing/hearing/doing them
jd: I judge books by their cover
jd: Which really....that's not the worst way to approach things
jd: Why would a romantic novel go around wearing a sci-fi'ish cover?
jd: What's that say about it in the first place?
jd: Like if I dressed like a cowboy I probably shouldn't be offended if someone says howdy
WatchThe Bird and The Bee, “Polite Dance Song”
"I'VE WATCHED A VIDEO ON SAFETY" →
m: i keep wanting to post on my stupid new blog
m: but then it is sad to have two days with like 15 posts
z: yeah that new blog smell is exciting
Organ harvesting on the cheap →
“So, is George Will a Republican … or Democrat?”
– Coworker