- z: aww
- z: gum in my hair
- m: oh no really!
- m: what kind of gum?
- z: trident
- m: what FLAVOR
- z: spearmint
- m: ewwww
- m: i don't like minty stuff
“I won’t be mad at you if you’re pregnant.” —My boyfriend
“Earlier this week, she was photographed holding her pet dog and crying.” —The coda of an AP article on Britney Spears’ descent into madness.
- z: yeah we are not majoring in internet are we?
- m: no
- m: i wish
- z: fuck
“I HAVE PURCHASE OTHER SWISS ARMY KNIVES THIS IS THE BEST, BECAUSE OF THE EXTRA TOOLS THAT WHAT MAKES IT SO GREAT.” —Amazon.com review of a Swiss Army knife
“U.S. woman abducted in Afghanistan. A Taliban snatch?” —Headline on Yahoo News
- z: "you can tell we're getting to the end of this story since we're talking about excretion"
- m: you take the best classes
- z: i do indeed
- z: yesterday i took apart crickets
- z: it was a little gross, but then i got the giggles