joy of cooking

2009

December
November 60
October 39
September 63
August 88
July 71
June 76
May 86
April 89
March 103
February 84
January 110

2008

December 104
November 131
October 119
September 151
August 140
July 170
June 183
May 164
April 91
March 98
February 106
January 47
“I mean…if we wanna go after every famous guy who...”
— a joke fit for leno
Sep 30th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-13)
Sep 29th

WE CAN SAY CAT HERE! CAT-CAT-CAT

z: i am very excited about the prospect of going to america one day
z: and being slightly more capable of making frinds
me: like Fievel: An American Tail
z: exactly like that
me: there are noooo cats in a-mer-i-ca and the streets are made with chee-se
z: man
z: there are so many cats in turkey and like no cheddar cheese
z: this is really my life
z: and you are the second person to mention that movie to me in like a week
Sep 29th
Warch Watch
this cat looks like my cat and my cat is also dumb in people terms.
Sep 29th
daily-drawings: 20080317 (via jruhsmith) here be...
Sep 28th
Warch Watch
learning to laugh again
Sep 21st
Straw in a pickup outside this bar
Sep 21st
America!
Sep 21st
College bar trivia night, we lost pretty bad but won the...
Sep 21st
We went to this terrible underground mall
Sep 21st
My coworker Annie
Sep 21st
I think this was a 24-hour barbershop
Sep 21st
A vodka-cranberry at the top of a nice hotel
Sep 21st
Atlanta from the top of a nice hotel
Sep 21st
people ask to have their picture taken by me
Sep 21st
mustache lane
Sep 21st
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-13)
Sep 15th
“No. 3: Please delete this section: While two small boys...”
— an interoffice e-mail of the...
Sep 13th
Last.
Sep 12th
Warch Watch
Sep 12th
Warch Watch
Speaking of sad dads
Sep 12th
Sep 12th

BRIAN DOESN'T LAUGH AT ANYTHING

me: Working on Walt Street
me: at Disneyland
brian: WOW!
brian: I really like that!
Sep 10th
Do you know where this is?
Sep 10th

BEING A SAD DAD

me: oh so when r u moving to SF
brian: Iohno
me: you should
me: it's fun, and the weather's always nice
brian: You should consider moving there, too
me: OHHHH!!! FUCK YOU!!
brian: Haha, I read your blog post about how much of a sad dad you are about San Francisco.
Sep 10th
Warch Watch
Sep 10th

My Wine Journal, Entry No. 12: A Pair of...

Hello wine review! It’s been a while. Well, I’m married now, which means I bake pies and...
Sep 10th
I traveled. / photo by mes
Sep 8th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-9-6)
Sep 7th
A sunset, an ocean, an abused chair / photo by mes
Sep 7th
The white whale. / photo by mes
Sep 7th
Do you get it, though? / photo by mes
Sep 6th
That's-a spicy meat-a-ball!
Sep 6th
Warch Watch
Everything is Terrible! Especially crack!
Sep 6th
A team dinner / photo by mes
Sep 5th
“On his death certificate, the cause was listed as “Homicide.”
— Trial By Fire is worth...
Sep 5th
photo by mes
Sep 5th
They graduate from painting home-game banners to ground...
Sep 4th
You have to spice up your life somehow. / photo by mes
Sep 4th

PUNDERSTANDING

justin: Last night I said, "Hey, Brian. Head On. Apply directly to the forehead. That's some topical humor for you. Get it? Topical?"
me: FUCK
...
me: Englebert Basterdinks
me: ....no?
justin: Oh, yes, actually. A thousand times yes
justin: A thousand islands yes
me: God damn you.
Sep 4th
Sliced free / photo by mes
Sep 4th
The comforts of starch. / photo by mes
Sep 4th
This one’s name is Turt. / photo by mes
Sep 4th
Is this even a different blue? It felt so but maybe it was...
Sep 4th
This guy’s poetry was all about pussy lips....
Sep 4th
garlic cheese bacon oh my god i’m so drunk / photo by...
Sep 4th
A tattoo in the works / photo by mes
Sep 3rd
Drunk bokeh. / photo by mes
Sep 3rd
The talent gets a shot. These are hardly shots. / photo by...
Sep 3rd
String lights did me a lot of favors. / photo by mes
Sep 3rd
A very personal request, brought to you by a liter of PBR. /...
Sep 3rd
photo by mes
Sep 3rd
Decorated / photo by mes
Sep 3rd
Nightlife. I liked it. / photo by mes
Sep 3rd
This photo is a smudge. / photo by mes
Sep 3rd
The wall at my parents’ house showing how my brother...
Sep 3rd
I’m such an asshole. / photo by mes
Sep 3rd
My mom works here, so it was nice to see every third person...
Sep 3rd
I laughed so hard at this. (Click to embiggen) / photo by...
Sep 3rd
Steamy! "Affectionate women" photogallery at...
Sep 3rd
“Hello,I’m —-. I have received your letter. I...”
— a help-desk email
Sep 3rd
God bless you, Rich. You're like a modern day...
Sep 2nd
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“This Be The Verse” by Philip Larkin
Sep 2nd