black and tan and red and white and blue / blurry cameraphone picture by me
July 4, 2009 | 7:42
“ Nowadays, women are compulsive taking the opportunity to utter a wedding proposal to their boyfriend. This is what i wanted to happen that what man can do, can woman should do.
July 3, 2009 | 6:57
Big disses for Newsom, big kisses for Daly
1 day ago
June 30, 2009 | 8:00
Funny idea, funny execution. I like that he doesn’t talk without articles. Why we think a caveman would talk like that I don’t know.
4 days ago
June 29, 2009 | 10:36
June 24, 2009 | 2:47
this is why i love old people
1 week ago
June 23, 2009 | 4:34
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
“My Lovely Elizabeth” by S.E. Rogie from Palm Wine Guitar Music. via Waxidermy
1 week ago
A QUESTION
Does anyone know what happens when your San Francisco landlord fails to pay the water bill, and your water is shut off?
June 22, 2009 | 6:11
A SENSITIVE MAN
- Justin: Also, I am an emotionally unstable manchild of epic (see: large) proportions.
- Justin: So that's kinda my thing
- Justin: ...not like I cried or anything
- me: DID YOU!?!?
- me: I believe you became a bit lachrymose at Capote even
- Justin: I do almost everytime I see a movie in theatre
- Justin: I mean, unless the movie sucks and even then sometimes. I've cried watching movies that I openly dislike. Never Been Kissed, for instance?
- Justin: Openly dislike....secretly looooove
- Justin: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
- Justin: The ORIGINAL!
- Justin: I cried during the middle of the day in my car listening to a Taylor Swift song just the other day even
- me: Oh my god, did you?
- me: I cried today watching a State Farm commercial
- Justin: HAAAAA
- Justin: You win AGAIN
- me: EVERYONE WAS HELPING EACH OTHER
June 21, 2009 | 6:48
TRANSATLANTIC EXCHANGE
- Betty: tim is like "We'll have bacon buddies for breakfast!"
- me: no!!
- Betty: which is a sandwich made of bacon, toast, and ketchup
- Betty: TERRIBLE
- me: EW!
- me: and it sounds so sad to eat your buddy!!!
- Betty: i know!
- Betty: and why would you put ketchup on bacon???
- Betty: or toast?????
- Betty: i have so many questions
“ The guy had a shirt on that said “Happy Father’s Day to the BEST Papa in the West!” His children have slyly managed to question his paternal merit in a purely geographical sense. That’s a real kick in the ass.
justin
WORDS I LOOKED UP TODAY
• legerdemain: sleight of hand
• sedulity: diligence
• phlegmatic: sluggish
• imprecation: curse
• cosset: to treat as a pet
• obdurate: stubborn
• inimical: friendly
• panegyric: formal or elaborate praise
the antonyms kicked my ass
June 20, 2009 | 9:07
I got good and liquored up before the thing / photo by Yuki Saito-Miller
