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WAY-BACK MACHINE IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE

Justin:
COME ON
No way
me:
This is so good holy SHIT
Justin:
There is a lab somewhere that invents new nostalgia and slyly injects it into the cultural mainstream
me:
Right???
Justin:
We actually ran out of nostalgia in 2003 and the government launched a secret underground project to produce more
Justin:
Now I can get back to watching a vimeo of Andy Butler shaving in 2010
A thing I was actually doing

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COURT

James:
i
so, well, i uh
could you like carry a basketball
Justin:
Yeah, man. Just toss your spalding in that weird bondage sling and head on down to the courts. Saunter up to the nearest pickup game like "Hi all. We got next."
James:
clutching it in your mouth
slurring that line out through clenched teeth
Justin:
Lemme just get my b-ball out of its fruity harness. Do you all have a rack where we hang our fruity b-ball harnesses? It cost 700 bucks so I don't want it to get all yucky on the ground. PS I can dunk.
James:
oh don't put your volleyball in there, jesus christ, ugh
"Zac's Pick"
"hi i'm zac, i picked this"
"i made it for you actually"
"it's just for you"
"it's $640 but only you can buy it"
"put it in your teeth. don't worry it's clean"
Justin:
My b-ball crew:http://cdn.thegloss.com/files/2012/01/willhelm.png
We playing for money or what
James:
"shirts and skins? i call skins"
"i'm not playing unless i get to be skins"
"hey before we jump ball come over here and feel this"
"this is the smoothest of matte saddle leathers"

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This does not necessarily refer to your email.

alexbalk:

There needs to be a term to describe the condition where you keep an email unread in your box because you’re not prepared to deal with it yet, but then you start to hate and resent the person who sent it because it is the only unread email in your box and it sits there silently accusing you with its boldedness. Or maybe I am the only sufferer of said disease.

Yes me also! A sub-worry is that I am archiving everything I’m finished with and anything over 5 emails gives me STRESS.

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motherjones: coolchicksfromhistory: Joan Trumpauer Mulholland, 1961. Joan, a 19 year old Freedom Rider, was sentenced to two months in prison for her involvement in the integration of a Jackson, Mississippi bound train.  She served more than the required two months because each addition day reduced her $200 fine by $3. In the Fall of 1961, Joan transferred from Duke University to historically black Tougaloo Southern Christian College because she felt integration should be a two way street.  Today Joan is a retired teaching assistant living in Virginia and mother to five sons.  After the 2008 election she brought her Obama pin to the grave of Medgar Evers.   Everything about this.

motherjones:

coolchicksfromhistory:

Joan Trumpauer Mulholland, 1961.

Joan, a 19 year old Freedom Rider, was sentenced to two months in prison for her involvement in the integration of a Jackson, Mississippi bound train.  She served more than the required two months because each addition day reduced her $200 fine by $3.

In the Fall of 1961, Joan transferred from Duke University to historically black Tougaloo Southern Christian College because she felt integration should be a two way street. 

Today Joan is a retired teaching assistant living in Virginia and mother to five sons.  After the 2008 election she brought her Obama pin to the grave of Medgar Evers.  

Everything about this.

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UPPER WEST SIDE REFORMED JEW. Marxist summer camps. As a child, went to eat ham salad and listen to lectures at CCNY Baruch with my great uncle Mordecai (the rebel). Looking for a belle of the ball with passions for earthern horn solos at 3 am, taxi cabs to where the whole sick crew hangs out, waking up in a wainscoted dream on city island.
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